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Below are the Best Hindi Shayari Jokes:-
Deadly sher on “SUPERMAN”
Arz Kiya He
Ye, Man Bahut Hi Super Hai
Wah Wah
Yeh Man Bahut Hi Super Hai
Isliye To Iski Chaddi Pant K Upar He
Funny shayari BY THIEF..
Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume, Bhuka MaarDiya Hai Dosto,
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Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao, Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai...
Aasmaan jitana nila hai,
Surajmukhi jitana pila hai,
Paani jitana gila hai,
Aapka skroo utana hi dhila hai.
Aankhon se aansoo ki bidai kar do
Dil se gam ki bidai kar do,
Agar man na lage kaheen to ...
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.Aao mere ghar ki saphai kar do ....!
Flirting Funny Shayari Direct Dil se-
Ladke ne Ladki ko jaate Dekha to 1 shayari kahi-
Lafz tere, Geet Mere,
Dilkash Gazal koi suna doon kya?
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Ladki boli- Hath Mere, Gaal Tere,
kaan ke niche bjaa daalu kya ...?
Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai
humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai
Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina
Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan ho gai.
Best Hindi Shayari Jokes
Ache Acho ne hmare aage
pani bhara he
Wah Wah
Ache Acho ne hmare age pani
bhara hai
Kyuki ‘Sarkari Hand-Pump’ mere
hi ghar k bahar laga hai
"Romantic shayari" Shayari of D yearTujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,
Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani
Meri right ankh kani (-_+)
Teri left ankh kani (+_-)
Jo dete h Girl ko tohfe
whi lgate h unki shadi me Sofe
Jo jate h un k piche
Wo ate h caro k niche
Jo khte h unko janu
Whi bnte h unk bacho k MAMU. .
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
wah wah
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
AUR mai dil pe hath rakh k kehta raha.
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!”
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!
Is duniya me lakho log rehte h
Koi hasta h to koi rota h
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duniya me sukhi wahi hota h
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h
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Cheers
Funny Shayari on CID
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon Kisne Kia Batao’
Lash Ne Kaha ‘Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.’
Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,
har baat par muskuraana seekh liya.
Bas ye do line bolkar,
sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya
Galib BANK Lutne gaye aur BANK me sher farmaya.
“Taqdir me jo hai wohi milega.
Taqdir me jo h vahi milega.
Hands up karlo saalon koi apni jagah se nhi hilega..
Shayari na karke tod diya dil mera,
Ab mobile dfna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,
Koi puche rog kya tha?
to Najrein jhukake apni Kanjusi bata dena
Aap mann hi mann uhne chahte reh gye,
unhe patane ka plan bnate reh gye,
patakar koi aur le gya unhe,
aur aap unki shadi k tant se kutte bhagate reh gye.
Jailer - Suna hain tum Shayar ho
Koi shayari sunao yaar
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Qaidi - "Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari"
Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
wah..wa
Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
This fairness cream is made in china!
Zindagi Badi Udas Hai
Mujhe Lagi Pyas Hai
Mujhe Khelni Aati Taash Hai
Cow Khati Ghaas Hai
Main Uska Sir toor Dunga
Jisne kaha Meri Poem Bakwaas hai.
Wo tumhe door se dekh kar
apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti hai.
Wah… wah…
Mai hairan hoon is baat se k
wo itni door se tumhara KAMINAPAN kaise pehchan leti hai.
Popular Hindi Shayari Jokes
Main aapko Chaand kahta, lekin usmen bhi Daag hai .
Main aapko Sooraj kahta, lekin usmen bhi Aag hai .
Main aapako Bandar kahta, lekin usmen bhi Dimaag hai .
Arj keya ha
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yu na kise k dil sa khalo
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yu na kise k dil sa khalo
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agr sms he nhe karne to mobile bach kr radio hi la lo.
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!
Tumse Milne Ko
"I Keep Trying"
Tumna Mile To
"I Feel Like Crying"
Tumse Bichad Gaye To
"I Feel Like Dying" Itna Khush Mat Ho
"I Am Just Lying"
Tohafe Mein Mat Gulab Lekar Aana,
Meri Qabr Per Mat Chirag Lekar Aana.
Bahot Pyasa Hoon Arso’n Se Main,
Jub Bhi Aana Sharaab Lekar Aana..
Very romantic love story - Ek baar ki baat hai
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Ek ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi Kissing
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Wow very H0T
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Ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi kiss-kiss-kissing
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Ladka ladki ko kar rahe the Hugging
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Par, Aap abi chote ho isliye
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Phir kahin door se ik bar sada do mujko
Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujko
Tum to chand ho tumhein meri zarurat kya
Mein to pyasa hun
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Maaza hi pila do mujko?
Arz Kiya Hai?...
Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,
Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,
Aur Diye Me Jo Tel Tha Sir Pe Laga Gaye
Arz Kiya Hai direct Dil Ki Gali Se......
CyCLe AiSi CHaLao JiSKa PaHiYa Na
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CyCLe AiSi CHaLao JiSKa PaHiYa NaHO
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Aur LaDKi AiSi PaTaO JiSKa BHAiYANa Ho..
Arz kiya hai Direct Dil Se....
pahli baar mein laga ki vo meri hai
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uska aankhen samudr se bhi gahari hain,
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Purpose kar-kar ke thak gaya
phir pata chala, vo to bahari hai ..
Ishq ka jisko khvaab aa jaata hai,
Samajho uska vaqt Khraab aa jaata hai,
Mahboob aaye ya na aaye,
Par Taare ginne ka Hisaab aa jaata hai.
Dost Teri Yaad Me Susu Lag Gaya..
Dost Teri Yaad Me Susu Lag Gaya
Ye Bhi Toh Aansu Hi Hai Pagle,
Bas Rasta bdal Gaya..
Aashik paagal ho jaate hain Pyaar mein,
Baaki kasar poori ho jaati hai intazaar mein,
Magar ye dilaruba nahin samajhati,
Vo to gol gappe aur papadi
Khaati phirati hai baazaar mein ?
Woh Wifi si ladki,
Main iphone sa ladka,
Milne nahi Deta
Uska Password Sa Papa.
Arz kiya hai gour kijiyega-
Mat pyar kro pardeshi se rote rote aakhe thak jayenge,
Pyar kro hmesha parosi se,
Roj balkani se darshan to ho jayenge...
Latest Hindi Shayari Jokes
Jahan dosti wahan pyar
Jahan pyar wahan ishq
Jahan ishq wahan mohabbat
Jahan mohabbat wahan judai
Jahan judai wahan dard
Jahan dard wahan MOOV laga lena
Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo
Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo.
Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi,
Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi,
funny shayari Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera,
Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari Raat Hogi.
A Chinese Couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo Had White Twin Babies
They Named:
1. Jo Hoyo
2. So Hoyo
Next Year They Had One Black Baby
They Name, "Yo Ke Hoyo"!
Bazuon Mein Dum Rakhta Hu,
Dil Mein Gham Rakhta Hu,
Pata Tha sms Ayega Tera,
Isliye Painkiller Sang Rakhta Hu.
Meri Love Story Ka Bhi Kya Ending Tha,
Meri Love Story Ka Bhi Kya Ending Tha,
Maine Propose Kiya Tha Jis Shayari Se,
Kambakht Woh Uski Shaadi Tak Pending Tha.
Gehri Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De,
Pyar Ka Mujrim Hu Mujhe Doob Ke Mar Jaane De.
Bill Kitne Tere Shopping Ke Bhare Hain Humne,
Sochta Hu Maang Lu Paise Magar Jaane De.
Kaash LOVE Ka Insurance Karwaya Jata,
LOVE Karne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata,
LOVE Mein Wafa Mili To Theek Varna,
Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim Dilwaya Jata.
Baarish ke mausam mein kya tum bhi Dil machalata hai?
kya paani mein bhigne ka aapaka bhi man karta hai?
isamen aapaki koi galati nahin hai, is mausam mein har Medak aise hi uchhalta hai.
Jo dil k Aaine mein ho wohi hai pyar k Qabil.
Wrna Deewar k Qabil to har tasweer hoti hai...
Ultimate bezzati
Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus k intzaar me khade the,
1 bhikari aaya, sub se paise liye
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Taxi me baith kar chala gaya.
Smoker's Sh a y a r i :
Rok Do Mere Janaze ko Zaalimo.
Mujh mein JaaN aa Gayi Hai,
Peeche Mud K Dekho Kameeno,
Cigerette ki Dukan a Gayi HAi.......
Mausam aayenge jaayenge
hum tumko bhool na paayenge
Na Chupana Koi Baat DiL Main Ho Agar, Rakhna Thorra Bharosa Hum Par, Hum Nibhaye Ge Dosti Ka Rishta Iss Qadar, Ke Bhulane Par Bhi Na Bhula Pao Ge Zindagi Bhar..
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate, sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate, kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate, kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate.
Trending Hindi Shayari Jokes
dil kya cheez hai hum to rooh ma utar jatay
tumna chaha hi nahi chahanay waloon ki tarah
Aapse Dur Bhala Hum Kaise Reh Paate, Dilse Aapko Kaise Bhula Paate, Kaash Ki Aap Saanso Ke Alava Aaine Me Bhi Base Hote, Khud Ko Dekhte To Aap Hi Nazar Aate.
Aur kuch nahi chahiye ek muskan hi kafi hai,
dil main bas ek Tamanna hi kafi hai,
Tamanna hai ye ki aap sada kush raho,
hamen yaad rakhna ye ehsaan hi kafi hai
Behtay Ashkon ki zaban nah hoti,
Lafzon me mohabat bayan nahi hoti,
milay to pyar to kadar kerna,
kismat har kisi per meharban nahi hoti..
Dil se dil ki doori nahi hoti,
Kash koi majburi nahi hoti
apse abi milne ki tamanna hai
Lekin kehte hain na k har tamanna puri nahi hoti
Kabhi kabhi aisa bhi hota hay,Dosti ka asar zara dair say hota hay,
Aap ko lagta hai hum kuch nahin sochte ap k bare main. Per hamari her baat main aap ka hi ziker hota hai..
Khamosh muhabbat ka ehsaas hai wo, mere khwahish mere jajbat hai wo, aksar ye khyal kyu aata hai dil mai,meri pahli khoj or aakhiri talash hai wo.
Ek adaa aapke dil churane ki,
Ek adaa aapke dil main bus jane ki,
Chehra aap ka chand
Or Zid hamai chand ko pane ki.
ye safar dosti ka kabhi khatam na hoga. doston se pyar kabhi kum na hoga, door reh kar b agar ate rahe Shayari SMS ap k, humain kabhi bicharne ka gham na hoga
Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum, Ankhon mein aansu hai ya udas hai ham, Kaise kahain k kaisey hain ham,Bas itna samaj lena k tum bin bohat akele hai ham
chahaton ne kiya mujh pe aisa asar,
jahan dekhon mein dhekon tujhe humsafar.
meri khamoshiyan bhi zabaan ban gaein,
meri becheniyan daastaan ban gaein.
:: Sacha Pyar ke liye Shayari SMS Urdu & Hindi kawal 140 character me ::Rulana Har Kisi Ko Ata Ha
Hasana Har Kisi Ko Ata Ha
Rula K Jo Mana Le Wo Sacha Yar Ha
Or Jo Rula K Khud B Aansu Bahaye
" Wo Sacha Pyar Ha "
Aya nhi wo lab pe abi raaz-e-Mohabbat Shayari,
Goonj uthi hr traf saaz-e-muhabat,
Dil torte b hen humen chahte b hen,
Ab tak smajh na paye hum ye andaaz-e-muhabat?!
Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain,
jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain,
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin,
kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain
Mai aur tm,
tm aur mai
yani hm dono,
aj rat ko,
ek baje ke bad,
akele mai
chupk se,
bistr pe late ke
ek dusre ko,
sms karenge.
Ye Dil tum pe aya hai aate aate
Tere khayalo khoya rahta hu sote jagte
Kabhi Mujhse se milo COLLEGE aate jate..........I love you msgs
तेरे हसीन जुल्फों से खेलना चाहता हूँ
पर तुम इतना तेल लगाती हो कि फिसल जाता हूँ.
तेरी झील-सी आखोँ में काश मैं डूब जाता,
पर बीच में कमबख्त तुम्हारा चश्मा हैं आ जाता.
इतना कमज़ोर हो गये, फेसबुक और व्हाट्सऐप की जुदाई से,
कि अब तो चींटियाँ भी खींच ले जाती हैं चारपाई से.
जो आग मेरे दिल में हैं, उसे पूरी दुनिया में लगा दूँगा,
अगर तू फेसबुक पर किसी और से बाचैटत की,
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तो क्या , हैंड्सम हूँ, दूसरी पता के चैट कर लूँगा.
आपकी लाइफ में कभी कोई गम ना हो,
ख़ुशी इतनी मिल, आँखे नम ना हो,
हम खुदा से दुआ करते कि आपको इक सुंदर सी बीवी मिले,
जिसका Weight 125 Kg. से कम न हो.
वो कल रात बिजली जाने के बाद,
मोमबत्ती लेकर टॉयलेट जा ही थी यूँ,
कोई कमीना फूक मार कर कह गया,
हैप्पी बर्थडे तो यू.
सनम को बाहों में लेकर ऐसा जोश आया,
बीवी ने देख ली आशिकी और ICU में होश आया.
मजनू से प्यार करके लैला की किस्मत जाग गई,
मजनू ने इतना प्रेम पत्र दिया, कि
लैला “पोस्टमैन” के साथ भाग गई.
Best Hindi Shayari Jokes
महंगाई के दौर में करना पड़ता हैं
अपने खर्चो पर काबू,
इक चुटकी सिन्दूर की कीमत
तुम क्या जानो रमेश बाबू.
लाइलाज थे हम,
इलाज किसी डॉक्टर के पास न पाया,
इश्क का रोग था ये दोस्त,
बाप के जूतों से ही आराम आया.
रात में किताब मेरी मुझे देखती रही,
नींद मुझे अपनी तरफ खींचती रही,
नींद का झोका मेरा मन मोह गया,
आज की रात फिर ये जीनियस बिना पढ़े सो गया. 
खुशियों को तीन लफ्जो में,
बयाँ करने का शर्त लगा लिया,
वो किताबों में ढूढ़ते रह गए,
“बीवी मायके गई” मैंने लिख दिया.
बीमा कंपनी वाले भी क्या ग़जब ढाते हैं,
बीबियों के पास घंटो बैठ कर, पति के मरने के फ़ायदे बताते हैं.
पढना-लिखना छोड़ दे बन्दे पुण्य पर रख आस,
चादर उठा और आराम से सो जा, भगवान करेंगे पास.
मुस्कुराना तो हर सुंदर लड़की की एक अदा हैं,
और मेरे भाई जो उसे प्यार समझें वो सबसे बड़ा गधा हैं.
पहली नजर में लगा वो मेरी हैं, उनकी आख़ें दरिया से भी गहरी हैं,
प्रोपोज़ कर-कर के थक गया, फिर पता चला वो तो बहरी हैं.
दो “सप्ताह” से ज्यादा खाँसी “टी.बी.” बन जाती हैं
और
समय पर गर्लफ्रेंड न बदलो तो “बीवी” बन जाती हैं.:)
इश्क में ये अंजाम पाया हैं,
हाथ पैर टूटे और मुहँ से खून आया हैं…
हॉस्पिटल पहुचे तो नर्स ने फ़रमाया हैं,
बहारों फूल बरसाओ किसी का आशिक आया हैं…
न जाने तुम पे इतना यकीन क्यूँ हैं,
तेरा ख्याल भी इतना हसीन क्यूँ हैं,
सुना हैं प्यार का दर्द मीठा होता हैं तो
आखों से निकलने वाला आँसू नमकीन क्यूँ हैं.
जो कर्जा दिया मित्र को, वो मूरख कहलाय,
महामूरख वो मित्र हैं, जो पैसा दे लौटाय.
बूढा बोला वीर रस मुझसे पढ़ा न जाय,
कहीं दांत का सैट ही नीचे न गिर जाय.
गुरू पुलिस दोऊ खड़े, काके लागू पाय
तभी पुलिस ने गुरू के पाँव दिय तुडवाय.
नेता को कहता गधा, शरम न तुझको आय,
कहीं गधा इस बात का बुरा मान न जाय.
पूर्ण सफलता के लिए, दो चीजे रख याद,
मंत्री की चमचागिरी, पुलिस का आशीर्वाद.
daru se dosti lever ko khatra randi se dosti lund ko khatra mere se dosti gaand ko khatra MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE
Waqt nahi ab rone ka Waqt hai baccha hone ka tab kyoun nahi royin thi jab chipak chipak key soi thi jab kiya hai to bharo tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo
Best shayri of the world: Ji karta hai main choom loon uski Tatti main pare us matar k dane ko, kambakht wo to kam se kam uske labo se hokar gujra hoga.
Kuch kasme kiye the, kuch vaade kiye the, milenge har kidki darwaje ke peeche, ae bewafa ek baar tu kah de mujhe Raja teri choot ka main baja doonga bazaa...
New Hindi Shayari Jokes
To answer the SMS: Atak pe Fatak Fatak pe Jaupda (hut) tu kya shayari marega tere maa kaa bhoosda
Jahpaneh ek sher pesh karte hain.. main nikla unki gali main nikla unki gali Pet main aithen hui aur dhad se pakhana hua..
cham cham karti aayi wo cham cham karti chali gayi wo tu lund khole khara tha KLPD kar gayi wo (KLPD:khare lund par dhoka)
Ladka ladki dono lafange, Ek Palang pe dono Nange, Ladke ko lagi thand, Usne nikala apna lund, Ladki ne tange kholi, AUr boli Belated Happy Holi!
Paaro aur Chandramukhi ka noor app pe barse,har koi aap ke saath sone ko tarse,aapke jeevan main aayein itni ladkiyan ki aap CHADDHI pahen ne ko trase
Yaar ajab tere nkhare,gazab tera style hain, gand dhone ki tameez nahi, haath main mobile hai.
pakhane maine ja baitha, to tum yaad aaye gand jab dhoyi,to tum yaad aaye pant jab uper uthai, to laga aur hagas(shit) aayi.
Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho, Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho, Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho
INDIA KI REET: Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to pyaar. Agar dost dilwaye to UPHAR. Ghar wale delwaye to SANSKAR. AUR Hum apne aap le le to BALATKAR.
Daalne Lga main, chikhne lagi wo.. Hua dard itna k seh naa saki wo.. Taqlif hui itni, Boli bahar nikalo. Khuda ke waaste Dusra kangan dalo...
Samunder kinare baithe hain .... Kabhi to lehar aayegi ... Kismat badle na badle .... GAAND to dhul jayegi .
Palat kar dekh jaaneman , jigar me dum hum bhi rakhte hain , bra me do bomb tum rakhti ho, to underwear mein ek gun hum bhi rakhte hain.
...Jo tumko ho pasand vahi baat kahenge,Tum din ko agar raat kaho toh raat kahenge, Kyunki... Crack naal kaun matha maare ???
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai, Phele Chota Hota Hai, Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai, Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai, To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai, Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo, To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye, Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai, Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye, Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.
us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya, us ne kaha or dabao, main ne or dabaya, us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya, us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya . . . � dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
Duur gaon main aik basti thee jahan pe randian sasti thee unki gaand main itni masti thee jitna bhi chodo hansti thee magar aap kyu hanste ho? kya usi gaon main baste ho?... ahahahah lol
Phool Murjhate acche nahi lagte, Aap lund khujate acche nahi lagte, Koi to patalo bachi ab meri jaan, Roz Roz bathroom me hilate acche nahi lagte...
Yoon Honton say Hont Mila Lena... Phir hath mumon pay phair dena.. Phir choot ka pani Nikal Dena... Kuch apny lun to dikha Dena Kuch mari choot ko dekh Lana.. Kuch choot ko bhee chat lana Kuch hum bhee ko chosain gay. Kuch apni Piays Bugha lana Kuch Hamari Piays Bharha dana. Kuch choot main Lun Dala dena Aur choot main Khoob Ghuma dena Phir main Bhee Lun pay bathoon gee. Aur khoob Chudai kawaoon gee. Aur Apni Piays Bughaoon gee. Aur Tumhari Piays Barhaon gee.
JA "SMS" JA MERE PIYARE DOST KE PASS JA, AGER WO BESSY HO TO RUK JAN, OR "AGER" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA, OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHYE KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KAR DE.
Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho, Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho, Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho.
Paaro aur Chandramukhi ka noor app pe barse,har koi aap ke saath sone ko tarse,aapke jeevan main aayein itni ladkiyan ki aap CHADDHI pahen ne ko trase
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Ladka ladki dono lafange, Ek Palang pe dono Nange, Ladke ko lagi thand, Usne nikala apna lund, Ladki ne tange kholi, AUr boli Belated Happy Holi!
Kuch kasme kiye the, kuch vaade kiye the, milenge har kidki darwaje ke peeche, ae bewafa ek baar tu kah de mujhe Raja teri choot ka main baja doonga bazaa...
Waqt nahi ab rone ka Waqt hai baccha hone ka tab kyoun nahi royin thi jab chipak chipak key soi thi jab kiya hai to bharo tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo
daru se dosti lever ko khatra randi se dosti lund ko khatra mere se dosti gaand ko khatra MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE
Daalne Lga main, chikhne lagi wo.. Hua dard itna k seh naa saki wo.. Taqlif hui itni, Boli bahar nikalo.. Khuda ke waaste Dusra kangan dalo...
pakhane maine ja baitha, to tum yaad aaye gand jab dhoyi, to tum yaad aaye pant jab uper uthai, to laga aur hagas(shit) aayi.
cham cham karti aayi wo, cham cham karti chali gayi wo, tu lund khole khara tha, KLPD kar gayi wo KLPD:khare lund par dhoka)
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आँखों से आँसुओं की विदाई कर दो दिल से ग़मों की जुदाई कर दो गर फिर भी न लगे दिल कहीं तो मेरे घर की पुताई कर दो
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जवानी के दिन चमकीले हो गए हुस्न के तेवर नुकीले हो गए हम इज़हार करने से रह गए उधर उनके हाथ पीले हो गए
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दोस्त रूठे तो रब रूठे फिर रूठे तो जग छूठे अगर फिर रूठे तो दिल टूटे और अगर फिर रूठे तो निकाल जूता मार साले को जब तक जूता न टूटे
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आँखों में आँसू, चेहरे पर हँसी है साँसों में आहें, दिल में बेबसी है पहले क्यूँ नहीं बताया यार कि दरवाजे में ऊँगली फँसी है
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तुमसा कोई दूसरा जमीन पर हुआ तो रब से शिकायत होगी एक को तो झेला नहीं जाता दूसरा आ गया तो हालत क्या होगी
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सफ़र लम्बा है, दोस्त बनाते रहिए दिल मिले न मिले, हाथ मिलाते रहिए ताजमहल न बनाइए, महँगा पड़ेगा मगर हर तरफ, मुमताज़ बनाते रहिए
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आज तुझ पर आँसुओं की बरसात होगी फिर वही कड़कती काली रात होगी SMS न करके तूने जो दिल दुखाया है मेरा जा तेरे बदन में खुजली सारी रात होगी
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दोस्ती बुरी हो तो उसे होने मत दो अगर हो गयी हो तो उसे खोने मत दो और अगर दोस्त हो सबसे प्यारा तो उसे चैन की नींद सोने मत दो
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तुझे पाने के लिए कुछ भी कर सकता हूँ तेरे प्यार में जी और मर भी सकता हूँ फिर भी तू नहीं मिली तो कोई गम नहीं ये फार्मूला किसी और पर भी ट्राई कर सकता हूँ
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तेरे चेहरे पर उदासी, आँखों में नमी है तेरे चेहरे पर उदासी, आँखों में नमी है टाटा नमक इस्तेमाल करो क्योंकि आयोडीन की कमी है
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जुल्फों में फूलों को सजाकर आयी है चेहरे से दुपट्टा उठाकर आयी है किसी ने पूछा आज बड़ी खूबसूरत लग रही है हमने कहा शायद आज नहाकर आयी है
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प्यार और मौत से डरता कौन है प्यार तो हो जाता है इसे करता कौन है हम तो कर दें प्यार में जान भी कुर्बान पर पता तो चले हमसे प्यार करता कौन है
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क्यूँ किसी की यादों में रोया जाए क्यूँ किसी के ख्यालों में खोया जाए वाहर ठंड बहुत ज्यादा है क्यूँ न रजाई तानकर सोया जाए
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कदम -कदम पर हवा की आहट का ध्यान रखना मुश्किल समय में भी इस दोस्त को याद रखना हमारी यादों की खुशबू जरूर आएगी तुम बस अपनी नाक साफ़ रखना
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आज -कल तुम मुस्कुराती बहुत हो मेरे दिल को भाती बहुत हो दिल करता है ले जाऊँ तुम्हे डिनर पर पर सुना है तुम खाती बहुत हो
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तुमसे मिलकर हो गया है ज़िन्दगी से प्यार अब हमें छोड़कर मत जाना यार बिन तेरे हम जी न पाएँगे तुम न होगे तो हम उल्लू किसे बनाएँगे
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आज मौसम में अजीब सी बात है बेकाबू से हमारे खयालात हैं जी चाहता है चुरा लूँ आपको आप से पर मम्मी कहती हैं चोरी करना पाप है
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तेरी खूबसूरत आँखों में आँसू अच्छे नहीं लगते चाहे जितना भी रोए लेकिन कभी सच्चे नहीं लगते
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जब सफ़ेद साड़ी पर लाल बिंदी लगाती हो कसम से एम्बुलेंस नजर आती हो वो तो घायलों को लेकर जाती है और तुम घायल कर जाती है
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ख़याल को आहट की आस रहती है निगाह को किसी सूरत की तलाश रहती है तेरे बिन कोई कमी नहीं है ऐ दोस्त बस घर में कामवाली उदास रहती है
Teri duniya me koi Gham na ho,
Khushi kabhi kam naho,
Bhagwan Tumko aisi ITEM de,
Jo DABANGG ki MUNNI se kam na ho.
Hum dilfek aashiq har kam me kamal kar de.
Jo wada kare use pura har haal me kar de.
Tujhe lipistik lagane ki kya jarurat,
hum hot chum-chum ke lal kar de.
Dil ka dard Dil todne waley kya jane,
Pyar ke Riwajo ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni taqleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar mein betha ladki ka Baap kya jane…............laughing shayaris
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar Pari
WAH WAH
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar pari
Aur boliQuestion No. 1 is compulsary
Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k baad,
Dunia chod denge tmhe pane k baad,Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne KE BAAD |
Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi
SMS Na Kar Ke Tune DIL Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Me KHUJALI Sari Raat Hogi
Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DunGa
:: Very Funny - Hindi Funny Shayari ::Long hai manzil far hai kinara..
Fir why nahi aaya today sms tumhara?
Forget gaye number or naam humara?
Ya fir u found some1 humse bhi pyara!
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CID special Hindi Funny Shayari-KUCH DUR 1 GANDA NALA HAI………..
KUCH DUR 1 GANDA NALA HAI……….
ABHIJEET DAL ME JARUR KUCH KALA HAI.
Tanhai mein satati hai uski yaad aise
chale aate aankhon mein aasu vaise..
DAYA, pata lagao aakhir ye MUNNI BADNAAM hui to hui kaise?
:: Hindi Funny Shayari ::Teri Hasrat Dua Ban Kr Reh Jayegi
Teri Kismat Juwa Banke Reh Jayegi
Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai
Wo 1 Din Tere Bacho Ki “BUAA” Ban Kr Reh Jyegi
:: Hindi Funny Shayari Best Ever ::Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai…
Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai.
Isliye Try maro har Ladki par…
.
Kyunki
.
Darr ke aage Jeet hai.
Aisi wani boliye
ki
jamkar jhagda hoye
gaur farmaiye
aisi wani boliye ki jamkar jhagda hoye
par usse na boliye jo aapse tagda hoye
Arz Krta Hu
Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban
wah wah.
Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban
Tere mast mast do nain,mere dil ka le gye chain..
Lo G mera 1 Sher Arz hai
Idhar B ‘sitam’ ho Gaya
Udher B ‘sitam’ ho Gaya
Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho Gaya.
Arj kiya hai.
Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali,
wah wah
Gaur kijiyega
Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali,
Chura ke Dil mera Goriya Chali
Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..
Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam,
Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge,
Aur 12thpass karne ke baad hi,
Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.
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Arz kiya hai…
Ruthi hai humse wo is kadar, Ki hum unhe mana lenge,
Ruthi hai humse wo is kadar, ki hum unhe sach mein mana lenge,
.
Itna waqt kise hai, Utne mein to hum Dusri pata lenge…
Kabhi garm kabhi thanda piya karo,
Shayari kuch naya-naya kiya karo....
Arey kanjoosh !!!
Kabhi net pack Recharge karva liya karo….
Hum hansi ke doctor hai......
Roj humse hansi ki khurak liya karo….
Ishq na kar mere yaar, Ye Ladkiyan bahot satati hai,
Karna na in par aitbaar, Ye Kharcha bahot karvati hai,
Recharge tum karva ke dete ho,
Aur Number mera lagati hai….
(Samja teri Girlfriend ko yaar)
Dil ki baat Dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse I Love You kahena,
Agar wo Gusse mein aa jaye to darna mat…
Rakhi nikalo Aur kahena,
Pyari Bahena milti rahena…
Vo chhat par chadhe
Patang Udaane ka bahaane
Baaju vaala bhi aae
Kapade sukhaane ki bahaane
Bivi ne dekha ye hisin najaara
Vo danda lekar aai,
Bandar bhagaane ke bahaane
Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhokha mil gaya
To Zindagi mein chaaron aur Udaasi chha gayi
socha tha ki Aag laga denge is duniya ko
par Kambhakht Mohalla mein doosari Dilruba aa gayi
Pink Pink Lips are the girls Beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink Pink Lips are the girls Beauty,
Wah Wah
Kissing them is the Boy's duty.
Lifting them is Heavy duty.
Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi ab to sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe pata tha wo apne naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge.
Na tu Sayar hai na tu sayar ka bhatija hai...
Na tu Sayar hai na tu sayar ka bhatija hai...
Tu tere maa baap ke manoranjan ka natija hai.
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Funny Hindi shayari -
Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick,
Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick..
SO WHAT
Chutki mein chipkaye FEVIKWIK.
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Arz Kiya Hai..Na Tu Chhat Pe Aati, Na Mai Diwana Hota
Na Tu Chhat Pe Aati, Na Mai Diwana Hota
Na Tu Patthar Marti, Na Mai KANA Hota
Arz kia h
Green green baag me hare hare totey
wah wah
Green green baag me hare-hare totey
Hum to subha uth k nha lete h aap to muh b ni dhote
Sindi’s True FactTadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana hai
Tadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana hai,
Girlfriend ghar pe akeli hai
par
Hume Dukan jana hai
Rajesh Khanna PJ..
BEER Pine Se Pehle Sab Bolte Hai, Cheers
Wah Wah
BEER Pine Se Pehle Sab Bolte Hai, Cheers
Arre O Pushpa, I Hate Tears
Mere pyar ko bewfai ka inam de gayi
Mere dilko yado ka paigam de gayi
Maine kaha mere dilme dard he
To idiot jate-jate “JHANDU BAM”de gayi
RIN nhi h GHADI se KAPDA dhona padega
RIN nhi h GHADI se KAPDA dhona pdega
ACP SAYS ABIJIT DAYAA nhi h aaj tumhe hi darwaja todna padega
Wo hum pe hum unpe marne lage
Wah wah
Wo hum pe hum unpe marne lage
Acp to Daya-Pata to kro Hume Bhul kr sab rajnikant k sms Q krne lage
Kisi ka Hath Tham k chorna Nhi,
Vada Kisi se Kr K Todna Nhi,
Koi Agar Tod De Dil Apka To
Bina Hath Pair Tode Chhodna Nai.
apni palko par bitha lo,
De k khushi uske sare gum chura lo,
Pyar kro uski saheli k samne itna ki
Uski saheli b aa k kahe JANU muje b pata lo
One More New Poor Jokes
Tere Messages Aane Se Milti Hai Mujhe Raahat,
Wah Wah.
Tere Messages Aane Se Milti Hai Mujhe Raahat,
CID Ke Baad Dekhna Na Bhule AAHAT..
Bhool gaye Ya,Bhulna chahte ho.
Door kr diya,Ya door jana chahte ho
Aajma liya,Ya ajmana chahte hoMessages kar do
ya ab HADDIA TUDVANA chahte ho
Pehle b krte the Dimag Ki Dahi Abi b krte he wahi
Wah Wah
Pehle b krte the Dimag Ki Dahi Abi b krte he wahiSTAR PLUS
RISHTA WAHI, SOCH NAYI
Sitare Nikalte Hai Ki Raat Aaye
Me Kya Likhu Ki Apka Jwab Aye
Sitaro C Chamak To Nhi Pr Main Kya Kru
Ki Aap jaisa kanjus Ek poor joke Kar ke Record Bnaye
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Dekho firse barsat aa gayi,
Tnhayi me waqt bitane ki bat a gayi
Hm to yuhi nihar rhe the barish k pani ko,
Mendak ko dekha to apki yad a gyi.
Tumne bhi kabhi kisi se pyar kia hoga
Uspe apne se zyada atbar kia hoga
Pr tut gya hoga sara atbarJis din Uski Shadi me 501 ka Uphar diya hoga
Aaj Mujhe Bharne Jani Hai Tution Ki Fees..
Wah.. Wah..
Aaj Mujhe Bharne Jani Hai Tution Ki Fees..
Big Babool.. Ye Hai Badae Kaam Ki Cheez
Dard-E-Dil Sehna Aasan Nahi Hota
Kimti Cheez K Har Koi Kabil Nahi Hota
Ye To Chor Bazar Ki Meherbani Hai
Warna Aap Jaise Ke Pas Mobile Nahi Hota
Agar manzil ko pana hai yeh hausla sath rakh na
Agar pyar ko pana he toh aetbaar saath rkhna
Agar hamesha muskurana he to DAANT saaf rakhna
Hum wo roshni he jo Apko Roshan Kr Jayenge
Bato Ki 1 Chingari Se Bhi JaL Jayenge
1 Bar Pyar Se poor jokes sms To Kijiye
Ghar Akar SmS Ke Paise De Jayenge
Bethe Bethe Kamre Mein Kr Rahe The Press
Zara Gaur Farmayiye
Bethe Bethe Kamre Me Kr Rahe The Press
Aapki Yaad Aayi Or Jal Gayi Dress!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
Woh repeat kar doonga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi,Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.
Dillagi abhi na karo dard hi paoge,
beet gya agr waqt to rote reh jaoge,
Karna hi h to padhai karo,
Exam me kya mere messages likhkar aaoge??
Tumhare Poor Jokes K Intezar Mein Hum Itna Rote He
Tumhare Poor Jokes K Intezar Me Hum Itna Rote He
Ki
Ab To Padosi B Apna Muh Hamare Ansuo Se Dhote He
Aarzu me tere Diwane ho gaye,
tuze Dost banate-banate aur Begane ho gaye,
kar de ab ek SMS is nachiz ko,teri bhi Bakwas sms pade Zamane ho gaye..
Wah!Wah!Wah
:: PJ Jokes ::
Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.
Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.
chahat kehti hai izhar krle.
par mummy khti hai pehle
Graduation to pass karle
Kabhi KisiKo Tang Kiya Nahi karte
Yu PJ Jokes or Miss Call Diya nahi krteJiska Mobile Hai Usko Wapis KrDo
In Sab Chizo se Bandar khela nahi karte
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Dil diya tha jisko diwani samajh kar
Kha gyi wo biryani samajh kar
EK katra b na choda khoon ka
pee gyi usko b nimbu pani samajh kar.
Arz kiya heKi ruthi he aise wo humse
Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge
Wah-Wah
Itna waqt kaun bekar kare
Itne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge
Main chandramukhi tu surajmukhi
main tuzse dukhi tu muzse dukhi
1 kam kar building se kudkar marja
Tu bhi sukhi main b sukhi
Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar
Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr
Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career Pe Mod DeIshq Aur apni Girlfriend (GF) MERE liye Chhod de
Ae dost teri dosti ke liye duniya Chod denge
Ham teri tarf aye hr toofan ko mod dnge
Lekin tune jo sath Choda,
Kasam se Teri haddiya tod denge
Kabhi kabhi meri ankho mein Saya lagta he
Jo apna he wo praya lagta he
Tum se milne ki Tammana to bhot heLekin
Aane jane me kiraya Bahut Lagta He
Na jaane kab koi tara toot jaye,
na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chhoot jaye,kuch pal hamare saath hass lo
na jaane kab Aapke Daant toot jaaye..
Dard itne mil chuke hai duniya me ki
ab kisi dard pe hum aah nhi krte
jo pehle hi wah wahi loot chuke hai
aise sher pe hum wah waah nahi karte
Dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi
dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi
par kabhi socha na thasurprise me apne do Bachho ko bhi layegi
Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya
Wah Wah
Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya
Majnu Itna Nacha Ki Langra HoGya
Acha sila diya tune mere pyar ka,
yaar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar kaNow remix-
Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka
naap mera liya aur siya baap ka.
Best shayari jokes in Hindi
How does a female camel expresses her love for the male camel?
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Ni Main Cameli Cameli;
Ni Main Cameli Cameli;
Ni Main Cameli Mere Yaar Di!
New PJ !!!
Sarla cleans Vimla's house.
Vimla cleans Sarla's house.
They R maid 4 each other
Jalee ko aag kehte hain
Bujhi ko rakh kehte hain
Jo cheez tumhare paas nahin hai jaani
use sub log dimag kehte hain!
Krishna prem kare to prem lila,
hum kare to character dhila.
Krishna kiss kare to swami,
hum kare to harami.
Krishna gopiya chhede to khel,
hum chede to jail.~ Hindi Shayari of The Month~
Dil me 1 jazbat h dabau kaise,
Ruswa na ho jau chupau kaise,
Tanha chhod gayi mujhe jabse…Maa kasam itna khush hu ki batau kaise
Arz Karta Hoon
Dil Jala Raha Hu Kismat Azma Raha Hu
Dil jla rha hu kismat azma rha hu
Khub Ghumaya Us Bewfa Ko Bike P
Isliye Aj Rickshaw Chala Raha Hu
:: Romantic Hindi Shayari ::2pal ki B khushi na mili to kya hua
Umar bhar gam k sahare ji lenge.
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nhi,
Hum aapki girlfriend k sahare ji lenge
Thandi hawa hai Mausam ka dhyan rakhna,
Hamari”DOSTI KAAYAM” rakhna
Hamari Dosti ki mahak jarur aayegiBus aap apni “NAAK” saaf rakhna…
Pyara sa koi Sandesh bhej do,
Dosti ka sachcha UPDESH bhej do.
Agar DOSTO ko 1 SmS na bhej sako,To subah uthkar kisi ko apna Mobile BECH do.
Aansu aa jate hain rone se pehle
tut jate hain sapne sone se pehle
kya hai ENGINEERING ab pata chala
kash koi rok leta admission lene se pehle..!
Tere dosti ke saye ne mujhe aise pyasa banaya,
teri dosti ke saye ne muje aise pyasa banaya
ek minute ruk mai pani pi ke aaya!
Majnu ne laila k liye pyar se laya rose,
Majnu ne laila k liye pyaar se laya roseLaila ka attitude toh dekho
boli-Bhaag bhaag
d.k bose d.k bose
Trending shayari jokes in Hindi
Arz Kiya Hai..
Kya Sunaye Daastan-E-Gum
Wah Wah
Kya Sunaye Daastan-E-Gum
Jabse Aap Mile, Tab Se PareShan
Hai Hum.
MatHs pj-
“Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
To mene b soch liya,
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr
Arz Karta Hu Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha
Wah wah
Dil hai sachha aur dimaagh hai Kachha.
Tere msgs nai aa rha hai kya bat hai Bachha.
Deadly sher on “SUPERMAN”
Arz Kiya He
Ye, Man Bahut Hi Super Hai
Wah Wah
Yeh Man Bahut Hi Super Hai
Isliye To Iski Chaddi Pant K Upar He
Funny shayari BY THIEF..
Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume, Bhuka MaarDiya Hai Dosto,
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Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao, Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai...
Aasmaan jitana nila hai,
Surajmukhi jitana pila hai,
Paani jitana gila hai,
Aapka skroo utana hi dhila hai.
Aankhon se aansoo ki bidai kar do
Dil se gam ki bidai kar do,
Agar man na lage kaheen to ...
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.Aao mere ghar ki saphai kar do ....!
Flirting Funny Shayari Direct Dil se-
Ladke ne Ladki ko jaate Dekha to 1 shayari kahi-
Lafz tere, Geet Mere,
Dilkash Gazal koi suna doon kya?
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Ladki boli- Hath Mere, Gaal Tere,
kaan ke niche bjaa daalu kya ...?
Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai
humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai
Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina
Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan ho gai.
Ache Acho ne hmare aage
pani bhara he
Wah Wah
Ache Acho ne hmare age pani
bhara hai
Kyuki ‘Sarkari Hand-Pump’ mere
hi ghar k bahar laga hai
"Romantic shayari" Shayari of D yearTujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,
Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani
Meri right ankh kani (-_+)
Teri left ankh kani (+_-)
Popular shayari jokes in Hindi
Jo dete h Girl ko tohfe
whi lgate h unki shadi me Sofe
Jo jate h un k piche
Wo ate h caro k niche
Jo khte h unko janu
Whi bnte h unk bacho k MAMU. .
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
wah wah
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
AUR mai dil pe hath rakh k kehta raha.
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!”
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!
Is duniya me lakho log rehte h
Koi hasta h to koi rota h
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duniya me sukhi wahi hota h
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h
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Cheers
Funny Shayari on CID
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon Kisne Kia Batao’
Lash Ne Kaha ‘Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.’
Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,
har baat par muskuraana seekh liya.
Bas ye do line bolkar,
sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya
Galib BANK Lutne gaye aur BANK me sher farmaya.
“Taqdir me jo hai wohi milega.
Taqdir me jo h vahi milega.
Hands up karlo saalon koi apni jagah se nhi hilega..
Shayari na karke tod diya dil mera,
Ab mobile dfna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,
Koi puche rog kya tha?
to Najrein jhukake apni Kanjusi bata dena
Aap mann hi mann uhne chahte reh gye,
unhe patane ka plan bnate reh gye,
patakar koi aur le gya unhe,
aur aap unki shadi k tant se kutte bhagate reh gye.
Jailer - Suna hain tum Shayar ho
Koi shayari sunao yaar
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Qaidi - "Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari"
Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
wah..wa
Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
This fairness cream is made in china!
Zindagi Badi Udas Hai
Mujhe Lagi Pyas Hai
Mujhe Khelni Aati Taash Hai
Cow Khati Ghaas Hai
Main Uska Sir toor Dunga
Jisne kaha Meri Poem Bakwaas hai.
Wo tumhe door se dekh kar
apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti hai.
Wah… wah…
Mai hairan hoon is baat se k
wo itni door se tumhara KAMINAPAN kaise pehchan leti hai.
Main aapko Chaand kahta, lekin usmen bhi Daag hai .
Main aapko Sooraj kahta, lekin usmen bhi Aag hai .
Main aapako Bandar kahta, lekin usmen bhi Dimaag hai .
Arj keya ha
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yu na kise k dil sa khalo
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yu na kise k dil sa khalo
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agr sms he nhe karne to mobile bach kr radio hi la lo.
Best shayari jokes in Hindi
Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!
Tumse Milne Ko
"I Keep Trying"
Tumna Mile To
"I Feel Like Crying"
Tumse Bichad Gaye To
"I Feel Like Dying" Itna Khush Mat Ho
"I Am Just Lying"
Tohafe Mein Mat Gulab Lekar Aana,
Meri Qabr Per Mat Chirag Lekar Aana.
Bahot Pyasa Hoon Arso’n Se Main,
Jub Bhi Aana Sharaab Lekar Aana..
Very romantic love story - Ek baar ki baat hai
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Ek ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi Kissing
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Wow very H0T
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Ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi kiss-kiss-kissing
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Ladka ladki ko kar rahe the Hugging
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Par, Aap abi chote ho isliye
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Phir kahin door se ik bar sada do mujko
Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujko
Tum to chand ho tumhein meri zarurat kya
Mein to pyasa hun
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Maaza hi pila do mujko?
Arz Kiya Hai?...
Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,
Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,
Aur Diye Me Jo Tel Tha Sir Pe Laga Gaye
Arz Kiya Hai direct Dil Ki Gali Se......
CyCLe AiSi CHaLao JiSKa PaHiYa Na
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CyCLe AiSi CHaLao JiSKa PaHiYa NaHO
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Aur LaDKi AiSi PaTaO JiSKa BHAiYANa Ho..
Arz kiya hai Direct Dil Se....
pahli baar mein laga ki vo meri hai
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uska aankhen samudr se bhi gahari hain,
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Purpose kar-kar ke thak gaya
phir pata chala, vo to bahari hai ..
Ishq ka jisko khvaab aa jaata hai,
Samajho uska vaqt Khraab aa jaata hai,
Mahboob aaye ya na aaye,
Par Taare ginne ka Hisaab aa jaata hai.
Dost Teri Yaad Me Susu Lag Gaya..
Dost Teri Yaad Me Susu Lag Gaya
Ye Bhi Toh Aansu Hi Hai Pagle,
Bas Rasta bdal Gaya..
Aashik paagal ho jaate hain Pyaar mein,
Baaki kasar poori ho jaati hai intazaar mein,
Magar ye dilaruba nahin samajhati,
Vo to gol gappe aur papadi
Khaati phirati hai baazaar mein ?
Woh Wifi si ladki,
Main iphone sa ladka,
Milne nahi Deta
Uska Password Sa Papa.
Arz kiya hai gour kijiyega-
Mat pyar kro pardeshi se rote rote aakhe thak jayenge,
Pyar kro hmesha parosi se,
Roj balkani se darshan to ho jayenge...
Jahan dosti wahan pyar
Jahan pyar wahan ishq
Jahan ishq wahan mohabbat
Jahan mohabbat wahan judai
Jahan judai wahan dard
Jahan dard wahan MOOV laga lena
Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo
Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo.
Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi,
Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi,
funny shayari Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera,
Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari Raat Hogi.
A Chinese Couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo Had White Twin Babies
They Named:
1. Jo Hoyo
2. So Hoyo
Next Year They Had One Black Baby
They Name, "Yo Ke Hoyo"!
Bazuon Mein Dum Rakhta Hu,
Dil Mein Gham Rakhta Hu,
Pata Tha sms Ayega Tera,
Isliye Painkiller Sang Rakhta Hu.
Meri Love Story Ka Bhi Kya Ending Tha,
Meri Love Story Ka Bhi Kya Ending Tha,
Maine Propose Kiya Tha Jis Shayari Se,
Kambakht Woh Uski Shaadi Tak Pending Tha.
Gehri Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De,
Pyar Ka Mujrim Hu Mujhe Doob Ke Mar Jaane De.
Bill Kitne Tere Shopping Ke Bhare Hain Humne,
Sochta Hu Maang Lu Paise Magar Jaane De.
Kaash LOVE Ka Insurance Karwaya Jata,
LOVE Karne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata,
LOVE Mein Wafa Mili To Theek Varna,
Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim Dilwaya Jata.
Baarish ke mausam mein kya tum bhi Dil machalata hai?
kya paani mein bhigne ka aapaka bhi man karta hai?
isamen aapaki koi galati nahin hai, is mausam mein har Medak aise hi uchhalta hai.
In thuis article, we provided you the largest and best collection of best Hindi Shayari Jokes and chutkule which are popular, latest and trending. You will get all this for FREE and yhou can share it with your friends too.
Below are the Best Hindi Shayari Jokes:-
Deadly sher on “SUPERMAN”
Arz Kiya He
Ye, Man Bahut Hi Super Hai
Wah Wah
Yeh Man Bahut Hi Super Hai
Isliye To Iski Chaddi Pant K Upar He
Funny shayari BY THIEF..
Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume, Bhuka MaarDiya Hai Dosto,
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Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao, Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai...
Aasmaan jitana nila hai,
Surajmukhi jitana pila hai,
Paani jitana gila hai,
Aapka skroo utana hi dhila hai.
Aankhon se aansoo ki bidai kar do
Dil se gam ki bidai kar do,
Agar man na lage kaheen to ...
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.Aao mere ghar ki saphai kar do ....!
Flirting Funny Shayari Direct Dil se-
Ladke ne Ladki ko jaate Dekha to 1 shayari kahi-
Lafz tere, Geet Mere,
Dilkash Gazal koi suna doon kya?
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Ladki boli- Hath Mere, Gaal Tere,
kaan ke niche bjaa daalu kya ...?
Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai
humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai
Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina
Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan ho gai.
Best Hindi Shayari Jokes
Ache Acho ne hmare aage
pani bhara he
Wah Wah
Ache Acho ne hmare age pani
bhara hai
Kyuki ‘Sarkari Hand-Pump’ mere
hi ghar k bahar laga hai
"Romantic shayari" Shayari of D yearTujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,
Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani
Meri right ankh kani (-_+)
Teri left ankh kani (+_-)
Jo dete h Girl ko tohfe
whi lgate h unki shadi me Sofe
Jo jate h un k piche
Wo ate h caro k niche
Jo khte h unko janu
Whi bnte h unk bacho k MAMU. .
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
wah wah
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
AUR mai dil pe hath rakh k kehta raha.
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!”
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!
Is duniya me lakho log rehte h
Koi hasta h to koi rota h
Pr
duniya me sukhi wahi hota h
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h
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Cheers
Funny Shayari on CID
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon Kisne Kia Batao’
Lash Ne Kaha ‘Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.’
Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,
har baat par muskuraana seekh liya.
Bas ye do line bolkar,
sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya
Galib BANK Lutne gaye aur BANK me sher farmaya.
“Taqdir me jo hai wohi milega.
Taqdir me jo h vahi milega.
Hands up karlo saalon koi apni jagah se nhi hilega..
Shayari na karke tod diya dil mera,
Ab mobile dfna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,
Koi puche rog kya tha?
to Najrein jhukake apni Kanjusi bata dena
Aap mann hi mann uhne chahte reh gye,
unhe patane ka plan bnate reh gye,
patakar koi aur le gya unhe,
aur aap unki shadi k tant se kutte bhagate reh gye.
Jailer - Suna hain tum Shayar ho
Koi shayari sunao yaar
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Qaidi - "Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari"
Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
wah..wa
Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
This fairness cream is made in china!
Zindagi Badi Udas Hai
Mujhe Lagi Pyas Hai
Mujhe Khelni Aati Taash Hai
Cow Khati Ghaas Hai
Main Uska Sir toor Dunga
Jisne kaha Meri Poem Bakwaas hai.
Wo tumhe door se dekh kar
apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti hai.
Wah… wah…
Mai hairan hoon is baat se k
wo itni door se tumhara KAMINAPAN kaise pehchan leti hai.
Popular Hindi Shayari Jokes
Main aapko Chaand kahta, lekin usmen bhi Daag hai .
Main aapko Sooraj kahta, lekin usmen bhi Aag hai .
Main aapako Bandar kahta, lekin usmen bhi Dimaag hai .
Arj keya ha
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yu na kise k dil sa khalo
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yu na kise k dil sa khalo
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!
Tumse Milne Ko
"I Keep Trying"
Tumna Mile To
"I Feel Like Crying"
Tumse Bichad Gaye To
"I Feel Like Dying" Itna Khush Mat Ho
"I Am Just Lying"
Tohafe Mein Mat Gulab Lekar Aana,
Meri Qabr Per Mat Chirag Lekar Aana.
Bahot Pyasa Hoon Arso’n Se Main,
Jub Bhi Aana Sharaab Lekar Aana..
Very romantic love story - Ek baar ki baat hai
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Ek ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi Kissing
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Wow very H0T
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Ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi kiss-kiss-kissing
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Ladka ladki ko kar rahe the Hugging
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Par, Aap abi chote ho isliye
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Phir kahin door se ik bar sada do mujko
Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujko
Tum to chand ho tumhein meri zarurat kya
Mein to pyasa hun
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Maaza hi pila do mujko?
Arz Kiya Hai?...
Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,
Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,
Aur Diye Me Jo Tel Tha Sir Pe Laga Gaye
Arz Kiya Hai direct Dil Ki Gali Se......
CyCLe AiSi CHaLao JiSKa PaHiYa Na
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CyCLe AiSi CHaLao JiSKa PaHiYa NaHO
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Aur LaDKi AiSi PaTaO JiSKa BHAiYANa Ho..
Arz kiya hai Direct Dil Se....
pahli baar mein laga ki vo meri hai
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uska aankhen samudr se bhi gahari hain,
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Purpose kar-kar ke thak gaya
phir pata chala, vo to bahari hai ..
Ishq ka jisko khvaab aa jaata hai,
Samajho uska vaqt Khraab aa jaata hai,
Mahboob aaye ya na aaye,
Par Taare ginne ka Hisaab aa jaata hai.
Dost Teri Yaad Me Susu Lag Gaya..
Dost Teri Yaad Me Susu Lag Gaya
Ye Bhi Toh Aansu Hi Hai Pagle,
Bas Rasta bdal Gaya..
Aashik paagal ho jaate hain Pyaar mein,
Baaki kasar poori ho jaati hai intazaar mein,
Magar ye dilaruba nahin samajhati,
Vo to gol gappe aur papadi
Khaati phirati hai baazaar mein ?
Woh Wifi si ladki,
Main iphone sa ladka,
Milne nahi Deta
Uska Password Sa Papa.
Arz kiya hai gour kijiyega-
Mat pyar kro pardeshi se rote rote aakhe thak jayenge,
Pyar kro hmesha parosi se,
Roj balkani se darshan to ho jayenge...
Latest Hindi Shayari Jokes
Jahan dosti wahan pyar
Jahan pyar wahan ishq
Jahan ishq wahan mohabbat
Jahan mohabbat wahan judai
Jahan judai wahan dard
Jahan dard wahan MOOV laga lena
Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo
Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo.
Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi,
Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi,
funny shayari Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera,
Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari Raat Hogi.
A Chinese Couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo Had White Twin Babies
They Named:
1. Jo Hoyo
2. So Hoyo
Next Year They Had One Black Baby
They Name, "Yo Ke Hoyo"!
Bazuon Mein Dum Rakhta Hu,
Dil Mein Gham Rakhta Hu,
Pata Tha sms Ayega Tera,
Isliye Painkiller Sang Rakhta Hu.
Meri Love Story Ka Bhi Kya Ending Tha,
Meri Love Story Ka Bhi Kya Ending Tha,
Maine Propose Kiya Tha Jis Shayari Se,
Kambakht Woh Uski Shaadi Tak Pending Tha.
Gehri Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De,
Pyar Ka Mujrim Hu Mujhe Doob Ke Mar Jaane De.
Bill Kitne Tere Shopping Ke Bhare Hain Humne,
Sochta Hu Maang Lu Paise Magar Jaane De.
Kaash LOVE Ka Insurance Karwaya Jata,
LOVE Karne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata,
LOVE Mein Wafa Mili To Theek Varna,
Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim Dilwaya Jata.
Baarish ke mausam mein kya tum bhi Dil machalata hai?
kya paani mein bhigne ka aapaka bhi man karta hai?
isamen aapaki koi galati nahin hai, is mausam mein har Medak aise hi uchhalta hai.
Jo dil k Aaine mein ho wohi hai pyar k Qabil.
Wrna Deewar k Qabil to har tasweer hoti hai...
Ultimate bezzati
Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus k intzaar me khade the,
1 bhikari aaya, sub se paise liye
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Taxi me baith kar chala gaya.
Smoker's Sh a y a r i :
Rok Do Mere Janaze ko Zaalimo.
Mujh mein JaaN aa Gayi Hai,
Peeche Mud K Dekho Kameeno,
Cigerette ki Dukan a Gayi HAi.......
Mausam aayenge jaayenge
hum tumko bhool na paayenge
Na Chupana Koi Baat DiL Main Ho Agar, Rakhna Thorra Bharosa Hum Par, Hum Nibhaye Ge Dosti Ka Rishta Iss Qadar, Ke Bhulane Par Bhi Na Bhula Pao Ge Zindagi Bhar..
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate, sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate, kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate, kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate.
Trending Hindi Shayari Jokes
dil kya cheez hai hum to rooh ma utar jatay
tumna chaha hi nahi chahanay waloon ki tarah
Aapse Dur Bhala Hum Kaise Reh Paate, Dilse Aapko Kaise Bhula Paate, Kaash Ki Aap Saanso Ke Alava Aaine Me Bhi Base Hote, Khud Ko Dekhte To Aap Hi Nazar Aate.
Aur kuch nahi chahiye ek muskan hi kafi hai,
dil main bas ek Tamanna hi kafi hai,
Tamanna hai ye ki aap sada kush raho,
hamen yaad rakhna ye ehsaan hi kafi hai
Behtay Ashkon ki zaban nah hoti,
Lafzon me mohabat bayan nahi hoti,
milay to pyar to kadar kerna,
kismat har kisi per meharban nahi hoti..
Dil se dil ki doori nahi hoti,
Kash koi majburi nahi hoti
apse abi milne ki tamanna hai
Lekin kehte hain na k har tamanna puri nahi hoti
Kabhi kabhi aisa bhi hota hay,Dosti ka asar zara dair say hota hay,
Aap ko lagta hai hum kuch nahin sochte ap k bare main. Per hamari her baat main aap ka hi ziker hota hai..
Khamosh muhabbat ka ehsaas hai wo, mere khwahish mere jajbat hai wo, aksar ye khyal kyu aata hai dil mai,meri pahli khoj or aakhiri talash hai wo.
Ek adaa aapke dil churane ki,
Ek adaa aapke dil main bus jane ki,
Chehra aap ka chand
Or Zid hamai chand ko pane ki.
ye safar dosti ka kabhi khatam na hoga. doston se pyar kabhi kum na hoga, door reh kar b agar ate rahe Shayari SMS ap k, humain kabhi bicharne ka gham na hoga
Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum, Ankhon mein aansu hai ya udas hai ham, Kaise kahain k kaisey hain ham,Bas itna samaj lena k tum bin bohat akele hai ham
chahaton ne kiya mujh pe aisa asar,
jahan dekhon mein dhekon tujhe humsafar.
meri khamoshiyan bhi zabaan ban gaein,
meri becheniyan daastaan ban gaein.
:: Sacha Pyar ke liye Shayari SMS Urdu & Hindi kawal 140 character me ::Rulana Har Kisi Ko Ata Ha
Hasana Har Kisi Ko Ata Ha
Rula K Jo Mana Le Wo Sacha Yar Ha
Or Jo Rula K Khud B Aansu Bahaye
" Wo Sacha Pyar Ha "
Aya nhi wo lab pe abi raaz-e-Mohabbat Shayari,
Goonj uthi hr traf saaz-e-muhabat,
Dil torte b hen humen chahte b hen,
Ab tak smajh na paye hum ye andaaz-e-muhabat?!
Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain,
jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain,
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin,
kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain
Mai aur tm,
tm aur mai
yani hm dono,
aj rat ko,
ek baje ke bad,
akele mai
chupk se,
bistr pe late ke
ek dusre ko,
sms karenge.
Ye Dil tum pe aya hai aate aate
Tere khayalo khoya rahta hu sote jagte
Kabhi Mujhse se milo COLLEGE aate jate..........I love you msgs
तेरे हसीन जुल्फों से खेलना चाहता हूँ
पर तुम इतना तेल लगाती हो कि फिसल जाता हूँ.
तेरी झील-सी आखोँ में काश मैं डूब जाता,
पर बीच में कमबख्त तुम्हारा चश्मा हैं आ जाता.
इतना कमज़ोर हो गये, फेसबुक और व्हाट्सऐप की जुदाई से,
कि अब तो चींटियाँ भी खींच ले जाती हैं चारपाई से.
जो आग मेरे दिल में हैं, उसे पूरी दुनिया में लगा दूँगा,
अगर तू फेसबुक पर किसी और से बाचैटत की,
तो
तो
तो क्या , हैंड्सम हूँ, दूसरी पता के चैट कर लूँगा.
आपकी लाइफ में कभी कोई गम ना हो,
ख़ुशी इतनी मिल, आँखे नम ना हो,
हम खुदा से दुआ करते कि आपको इक सुंदर सी बीवी मिले,
जिसका Weight 125 Kg. से कम न हो.
वो कल रात बिजली जाने के बाद,
मोमबत्ती लेकर टॉयलेट जा ही थी यूँ,
कोई कमीना फूक मार कर कह गया,
हैप्पी बर्थडे तो यू.
सनम को बाहों में लेकर ऐसा जोश आया,
बीवी ने देख ली आशिकी और ICU में होश आया.
मजनू से प्यार करके लैला की किस्मत जाग गई,
मजनू ने इतना प्रेम पत्र दिया, कि
लैला “पोस्टमैन” के साथ भाग गई.
Best Hindi Shayari Jokes
महंगाई के दौर में करना पड़ता हैं
अपने खर्चो पर काबू,
इक चुटकी सिन्दूर की कीमत
तुम क्या जानो रमेश बाबू.
लाइलाज थे हम,
इलाज किसी डॉक्टर के पास न पाया,
इश्क का रोग था ये दोस्त,
बाप के जूतों से ही आराम आया.
रात में किताब मेरी मुझे देखती रही,
नींद मुझे अपनी तरफ खींचती रही,
नींद का झोका मेरा मन मोह गया,
आज की रात फिर ये जीनियस बिना पढ़े सो गया.
खुशियों को तीन लफ्जो में,
बयाँ करने का शर्त लगा लिया,
वो किताबों में ढूढ़ते रह गए,
“बीवी मायके गई” मैंने लिख दिया.
बीमा कंपनी वाले भी क्या ग़जब ढाते हैं,
बीबियों के पास घंटो बैठ कर, पति के मरने के फ़ायदे बताते हैं.
पढना-लिखना छोड़ दे बन्दे पुण्य पर रख आस,
चादर उठा और आराम से सो जा, भगवान करेंगे पास.
मुस्कुराना तो हर सुंदर लड़की की एक अदा हैं,
और मेरे भाई जो उसे प्यार समझें वो सबसे बड़ा गधा हैं.
पहली नजर में लगा वो मेरी हैं, उनकी आख़ें दरिया से भी गहरी हैं,
प्रोपोज़ कर-कर के थक गया, फिर पता चला वो तो बहरी हैं.
दो “सप्ताह” से ज्यादा खाँसी “टी.बी.” बन जाती हैं
और
समय पर गर्लफ्रेंड न बदलो तो “बीवी” बन जाती हैं.:)
इश्क में ये अंजाम पाया हैं,
हाथ पैर टूटे और मुहँ से खून आया हैं…
हॉस्पिटल पहुचे तो नर्स ने फ़रमाया हैं,
बहारों फूल बरसाओ किसी का आशिक आया हैं…
न जाने तुम पे इतना यकीन क्यूँ हैं,
तेरा ख्याल भी इतना हसीन क्यूँ हैं,
सुना हैं प्यार का दर्द मीठा होता हैं तो
आखों से निकलने वाला आँसू नमकीन क्यूँ हैं.
जो कर्जा दिया मित्र को, वो मूरख कहलाय,
महामूरख वो मित्र हैं, जो पैसा दे लौटाय.
बूढा बोला वीर रस मुझसे पढ़ा न जाय,
कहीं दांत का सैट ही नीचे न गिर जाय.
गुरू पुलिस दोऊ खड़े, काके लागू पाय
तभी पुलिस ने गुरू के पाँव दिय तुडवाय.
नेता को कहता गधा, शरम न तुझको आय,
कहीं गधा इस बात का बुरा मान न जाय.
पूर्ण सफलता के लिए, दो चीजे रख याद,
मंत्री की चमचागिरी, पुलिस का आशीर्वाद.
daru se dosti lever ko khatra randi se dosti lund ko khatra mere se dosti gaand ko khatra MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE
Waqt nahi ab rone ka Waqt hai baccha hone ka tab kyoun nahi royin thi jab chipak chipak key soi thi jab kiya hai to bharo tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo
Best shayri of the world: Ji karta hai main choom loon uski Tatti main pare us matar k dane ko, kambakht wo to kam se kam uske labo se hokar gujra hoga.
Kuch kasme kiye the, kuch vaade kiye the, milenge har kidki darwaje ke peeche, ae bewafa ek baar tu kah de mujhe Raja teri choot ka main baja doonga bazaa...
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To answer the SMS: Atak pe Fatak Fatak pe Jaupda (hut) tu kya shayari marega tere maa kaa bhoosda
Jahpaneh ek sher pesh karte hain.. main nikla unki gali main nikla unki gali Pet main aithen hui aur dhad se pakhana hua..
cham cham karti aayi wo cham cham karti chali gayi wo tu lund khole khara tha KLPD kar gayi wo (KLPD:khare lund par dhoka)
Ladka ladki dono lafange, Ek Palang pe dono Nange, Ladke ko lagi thand, Usne nikala apna lund, Ladki ne tange kholi, AUr boli Belated Happy Holi!
Paaro aur Chandramukhi ka noor app pe barse,har koi aap ke saath sone ko tarse,aapke jeevan main aayein itni ladkiyan ki aap CHADDHI pahen ne ko trase
Yaar ajab tere nkhare,gazab tera style hain, gand dhone ki tameez nahi, haath main mobile hai.
pakhane maine ja baitha, to tum yaad aaye gand jab dhoyi,to tum yaad aaye pant jab uper uthai, to laga aur hagas(shit) aayi.
Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho, Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho, Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho
INDIA KI REET: Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to pyaar. Agar dost dilwaye to UPHAR. Ghar wale delwaye to SANSKAR. AUR Hum apne aap le le to BALATKAR.
Daalne Lga main, chikhne lagi wo.. Hua dard itna k seh naa saki wo.. Taqlif hui itni, Boli bahar nikalo. Khuda ke waaste Dusra kangan dalo...
Samunder kinare baithe hain .... Kabhi to lehar aayegi ... Kismat badle na badle .... GAAND to dhul jayegi .
Palat kar dekh jaaneman , jigar me dum hum bhi rakhte hain , bra me do bomb tum rakhti ho, to underwear mein ek gun hum bhi rakhte hain.
...Jo tumko ho pasand vahi baat kahenge,Tum din ko agar raat kaho toh raat kahenge, Kyunki... Crack naal kaun matha maare ???
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai, Phele Chota Hota Hai, Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai, Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai, To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai, Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo, To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye, Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai, Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye, Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.
us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya, us ne kaha or dabao, main ne or dabaya, us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya, us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya . . . � dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
Duur gaon main aik basti thee jahan pe randian sasti thee unki gaand main itni masti thee jitna bhi chodo hansti thee magar aap kyu hanste ho? kya usi gaon main baste ho?... ahahahah lol
Phool Murjhate acche nahi lagte, Aap lund khujate acche nahi lagte, Koi to patalo bachi ab meri jaan, Roz Roz bathroom me hilate acche nahi lagte...
Yoon Honton say Hont Mila Lena... Phir hath mumon pay phair dena.. Phir choot ka pani Nikal Dena... Kuch apny lun to dikha Dena Kuch mari choot ko dekh Lana.. Kuch choot ko bhee chat lana Kuch hum bhee ko chosain gay. Kuch apni Piays Bugha lana Kuch Hamari Piays Bharha dana. Kuch choot main Lun Dala dena Aur choot main Khoob Ghuma dena Phir main Bhee Lun pay bathoon gee. Aur khoob Chudai kawaoon gee. Aur Apni Piays Bughaoon gee. Aur Tumhari Piays Barhaon gee.
JA "SMS" JA MERE PIYARE DOST KE PASS JA, AGER WO BESSY HO TO RUK JAN, OR "AGER" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA, OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHYE KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KAR DE.
Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho, Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho, Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho.
Paaro aur Chandramukhi ka noor app pe barse,har koi aap ke saath sone ko tarse,aapke jeevan main aayein itni ladkiyan ki aap CHADDHI pahen ne ko trase
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Ladka ladki dono lafange, Ek Palang pe dono Nange, Ladke ko lagi thand, Usne nikala apna lund, Ladki ne tange kholi, AUr boli Belated Happy Holi!
Kuch kasme kiye the, kuch vaade kiye the, milenge har kidki darwaje ke peeche, ae bewafa ek baar tu kah de mujhe Raja teri choot ka main baja doonga bazaa...
Waqt nahi ab rone ka Waqt hai baccha hone ka tab kyoun nahi royin thi jab chipak chipak key soi thi jab kiya hai to bharo tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo
daru se dosti lever ko khatra randi se dosti lund ko khatra mere se dosti gaand ko khatra MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE
Daalne Lga main, chikhne lagi wo.. Hua dard itna k seh naa saki wo.. Taqlif hui itni, Boli bahar nikalo.. Khuda ke waaste Dusra kangan dalo...
pakhane maine ja baitha, to tum yaad aaye gand jab dhoyi, to tum yaad aaye pant jab uper uthai, to laga aur hagas(shit) aayi.
cham cham karti aayi wo, cham cham karti chali gayi wo, tu lund khole khara tha, KLPD kar gayi wo KLPD:khare lund par dhoka)
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आँखों से आँसुओं की विदाई कर दो दिल से ग़मों की जुदाई कर दो गर फिर भी न लगे दिल कहीं तो मेरे घर की पुताई कर दो
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जवानी के दिन चमकीले हो गए हुस्न के तेवर नुकीले हो गए हम इज़हार करने से रह गए उधर उनके हाथ पीले हो गए
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दोस्त रूठे तो रब रूठे फिर रूठे तो जग छूठे अगर फिर रूठे तो दिल टूटे और अगर फिर रूठे तो निकाल जूता मार साले को जब तक जूता न टूटे
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आँखों में आँसू, चेहरे पर हँसी है साँसों में आहें, दिल में बेबसी है पहले क्यूँ नहीं बताया यार कि दरवाजे में ऊँगली फँसी है
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तुमसा कोई दूसरा जमीन पर हुआ तो रब से शिकायत होगी एक को तो झेला नहीं जाता दूसरा आ गया तो हालत क्या होगी
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सफ़र लम्बा है, दोस्त बनाते रहिए दिल मिले न मिले, हाथ मिलाते रहिए ताजमहल न बनाइए, महँगा पड़ेगा मगर हर तरफ, मुमताज़ बनाते रहिए
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आज तुझ पर आँसुओं की बरसात होगी फिर वही कड़कती काली रात होगी SMS न करके तूने जो दिल दुखाया है मेरा जा तेरे बदन में खुजली सारी रात होगी
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दोस्ती बुरी हो तो उसे होने मत दो अगर हो गयी हो तो उसे खोने मत दो और अगर दोस्त हो सबसे प्यारा तो उसे चैन की नींद सोने मत दो
Funny Shayari in Hindi
तुझे पाने के लिए कुछ भी कर सकता हूँ तेरे प्यार में जी और मर भी सकता हूँ फिर भी तू नहीं मिली तो कोई गम नहीं ये फार्मूला किसी और पर भी ट्राई कर सकता हूँ
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तेरे चेहरे पर उदासी, आँखों में नमी है तेरे चेहरे पर उदासी, आँखों में नमी है टाटा नमक इस्तेमाल करो क्योंकि आयोडीन की कमी है
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जुल्फों में फूलों को सजाकर आयी है चेहरे से दुपट्टा उठाकर आयी है किसी ने पूछा आज बड़ी खूबसूरत लग रही है हमने कहा शायद आज नहाकर आयी है
Hindi Funny Shayari
प्यार और मौत से डरता कौन है प्यार तो हो जाता है इसे करता कौन है हम तो कर दें प्यार में जान भी कुर्बान पर पता तो चले हमसे प्यार करता कौन है
Funny Shayari in Hindi
क्यूँ किसी की यादों में रोया जाए क्यूँ किसी के ख्यालों में खोया जाए वाहर ठंड बहुत ज्यादा है क्यूँ न रजाई तानकर सोया जाए
Hindi Funny Shayari
कदम -कदम पर हवा की आहट का ध्यान रखना मुश्किल समय में भी इस दोस्त को याद रखना हमारी यादों की खुशबू जरूर आएगी तुम बस अपनी नाक साफ़ रखना
Funny Shayari in Hindi
आज -कल तुम मुस्कुराती बहुत हो मेरे दिल को भाती बहुत हो दिल करता है ले जाऊँ तुम्हे डिनर पर पर सुना है तुम खाती बहुत हो
Hindi Funny Shayari
तुमसे मिलकर हो गया है ज़िन्दगी से प्यार अब हमें छोड़कर मत जाना यार बिन तेरे हम जी न पाएँगे तुम न होगे तो हम उल्लू किसे बनाएँगे
Funny Shayari in Hindi
आज मौसम में अजीब सी बात है बेकाबू से हमारे खयालात हैं जी चाहता है चुरा लूँ आपको आप से पर मम्मी कहती हैं चोरी करना पाप है
Hindi Funny Shayari
तेरी खूबसूरत आँखों में आँसू अच्छे नहीं लगते चाहे जितना भी रोए लेकिन कभी सच्चे नहीं लगते
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जब सफ़ेद साड़ी पर लाल बिंदी लगाती हो कसम से एम्बुलेंस नजर आती हो वो तो घायलों को लेकर जाती है और तुम घायल कर जाती है
Hindi Funny Shayari
ख़याल को आहट की आस रहती है निगाह को किसी सूरत की तलाश रहती है तेरे बिन कोई कमी नहीं है ऐ दोस्त बस घर में कामवाली उदास रहती है
Teri duniya me koi Gham na ho,
Khushi kabhi kam naho,
Bhagwan Tumko aisi ITEM de,
Jo DABANGG ki MUNNI se kam na ho.
Hum dilfek aashiq har kam me kamal kar de.
Jo wada kare use pura har haal me kar de.
Tujhe lipistik lagane ki kya jarurat,
hum hot chum-chum ke lal kar de.
Dil ka dard Dil todne waley kya jane,
Pyar ke Riwajo ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni taqleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar mein betha ladki ka Baap kya jane…............laughing shayaris
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar Pari
WAH WAH
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar pari
Aur boliQuestion No. 1 is compulsary
Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k baad,
Dunia chod denge tmhe pane k baad,Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne KE BAAD |
Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi
SMS Na Kar Ke Tune DIL Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Me KHUJALI Sari Raat Hogi
Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DunGa
:: Very Funny - Hindi Funny Shayari ::Long hai manzil far hai kinara..
Fir why nahi aaya today sms tumhara?
Forget gaye number or naam humara?
Ya fir u found some1 humse bhi pyara!
Best shayari jokes in Hindi
CID special Hindi Funny Shayari-KUCH DUR 1 GANDA NALA HAI………..
KUCH DUR 1 GANDA NALA HAI……….
ABHIJEET DAL ME JARUR KUCH KALA HAI.
Tanhai mein satati hai uski yaad aise
chale aate aankhon mein aasu vaise..
DAYA, pata lagao aakhir ye MUNNI BADNAAM hui to hui kaise?
:: Hindi Funny Shayari ::Teri Hasrat Dua Ban Kr Reh Jayegi
Teri Kismat Juwa Banke Reh Jayegi
Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai
Wo 1 Din Tere Bacho Ki “BUAA” Ban Kr Reh Jyegi
:: Hindi Funny Shayari Best Ever ::Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai…
Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai.
Isliye Try maro har Ladki par…
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Kyunki
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Darr ke aage Jeet hai.
Aisi wani boliye
ki
jamkar jhagda hoye
gaur farmaiye
aisi wani boliye ki jamkar jhagda hoye
par usse na boliye jo aapse tagda hoye
Arz Krta Hu
Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban
wah wah.
Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban
Tere mast mast do nain,mere dil ka le gye chain..
Lo G mera 1 Sher Arz hai
Idhar B ‘sitam’ ho Gaya
Udher B ‘sitam’ ho Gaya
Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho Gaya.
Arj kiya hai.
Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali,
wah wah
Gaur kijiyega
Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali,
Chura ke Dil mera Goriya Chali
Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..
Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam,
Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge,
Aur 12thpass karne ke baad hi,
Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.
Latest shayari jokes in Hindi
Arz kiya hai…
Ruthi hai humse wo is kadar, Ki hum unhe mana lenge,
Ruthi hai humse wo is kadar, ki hum unhe sach mein mana lenge,
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Itna waqt kise hai, Utne mein to hum Dusri pata lenge…
Kabhi garm kabhi thanda piya karo,
Shayari kuch naya-naya kiya karo....
Arey kanjoosh !!!
Kabhi net pack Recharge karva liya karo….
Hum hansi ke doctor hai......
Roj humse hansi ki khurak liya karo….
Ishq na kar mere yaar, Ye Ladkiyan bahot satati hai,
Karna na in par aitbaar, Ye Kharcha bahot karvati hai,
Recharge tum karva ke dete ho,
Aur Number mera lagati hai….
(Samja teri Girlfriend ko yaar)
Dil ki baat Dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse I Love You kahena,
Agar wo Gusse mein aa jaye to darna mat…
Rakhi nikalo Aur kahena,
Pyari Bahena milti rahena…
Vo chhat par chadhe
Patang Udaane ka bahaane
Baaju vaala bhi aae
Kapade sukhaane ki bahaane
Bivi ne dekha ye hisin najaara
Vo danda lekar aai,
Bandar bhagaane ke bahaane
Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhokha mil gaya
To Zindagi mein chaaron aur Udaasi chha gayi
socha tha ki Aag laga denge is duniya ko
par Kambhakht Mohalla mein doosari Dilruba aa gayi
Pink Pink Lips are the girls Beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink Pink Lips are the girls Beauty,
Wah Wah
Kissing them is the Boy's duty.
Lifting them is Heavy duty.
Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi ab to sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe pata tha wo apne naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge.
Na tu Sayar hai na tu sayar ka bhatija hai...
Na tu Sayar hai na tu sayar ka bhatija hai...
Tu tere maa baap ke manoranjan ka natija hai.
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Funny Hindi shayari -
Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick,
Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick..
SO WHAT
Chutki mein chipkaye FEVIKWIK.
Best shayari chutkule in Hindi
Arz Kiya Hai..Na Tu Chhat Pe Aati, Na Mai Diwana Hota
Na Tu Chhat Pe Aati, Na Mai Diwana Hota
Na Tu Patthar Marti, Na Mai KANA Hota
Arz kia h
Green green baag me hare hare totey
wah wah
Green green baag me hare-hare totey
Hum to subha uth k nha lete h aap to muh b ni dhote
Sindi’s True FactTadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana hai
Tadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana hai,
Girlfriend ghar pe akeli hai
par
Hume Dukan jana hai
Rajesh Khanna PJ..
BEER Pine Se Pehle Sab Bolte Hai, Cheers
Wah Wah
BEER Pine Se Pehle Sab Bolte Hai, Cheers
Arre O Pushpa, I Hate Tears
Mere pyar ko bewfai ka inam de gayi
Mere dilko yado ka paigam de gayi
Maine kaha mere dilme dard he
To idiot jate-jate “JHANDU BAM”de gayi
RIN nhi h GHADI se KAPDA dhona padega
RIN nhi h GHADI se KAPDA dhona pdega
ACP SAYS ABIJIT DAYAA nhi h aaj tumhe hi darwaja todna padega
Wo hum pe hum unpe marne lage
Wah wah
Wo hum pe hum unpe marne lage
Acp to Daya-Pata to kro Hume Bhul kr sab rajnikant k sms Q krne lage
Kisi ka Hath Tham k chorna Nhi,
Vada Kisi se Kr K Todna Nhi,
Koi Agar Tod De Dil Apka To
Bina Hath Pair Tode Chhodna Nai.
apni palko par bitha lo,
De k khushi uske sare gum chura lo,
Pyar kro uski saheli k samne itna ki
Uski saheli b aa k kahe JANU muje b pata lo
One More New Poor Jokes
Tere Messages Aane Se Milti Hai Mujhe Raahat,
Wah Wah.
Tere Messages Aane Se Milti Hai Mujhe Raahat,
CID Ke Baad Dekhna Na Bhule AAHAT..
Bhool gaye Ya,Bhulna chahte ho.
Door kr diya,Ya door jana chahte ho
Aajma liya,Ya ajmana chahte hoMessages kar do
ya ab HADDIA TUDVANA chahte ho
Pehle b krte the Dimag Ki Dahi Abi b krte he wahi
Wah Wah
Pehle b krte the Dimag Ki Dahi Abi b krte he wahiSTAR PLUS
RISHTA WAHI, SOCH NAYI
Sitare Nikalte Hai Ki Raat Aaye
Me Kya Likhu Ki Apka Jwab Aye
Sitaro C Chamak To Nhi Pr Main Kya Kru
Ki Aap jaisa kanjus Ek poor joke Kar ke Record Bnaye
New shayari jokes in Hindi
Dekho firse barsat aa gayi,
Tnhayi me waqt bitane ki bat a gayi
Hm to yuhi nihar rhe the barish k pani ko,
Mendak ko dekha to apki yad a gyi.
Tumne bhi kabhi kisi se pyar kia hoga
Uspe apne se zyada atbar kia hoga
Pr tut gya hoga sara atbarJis din Uski Shadi me 501 ka Uphar diya hoga
Aaj Mujhe Bharne Jani Hai Tution Ki Fees..
Wah.. Wah..
Aaj Mujhe Bharne Jani Hai Tution Ki Fees..
Big Babool.. Ye Hai Badae Kaam Ki Cheez
Dard-E-Dil Sehna Aasan Nahi Hota
Kimti Cheez K Har Koi Kabil Nahi Hota
Ye To Chor Bazar Ki Meherbani Hai
Warna Aap Jaise Ke Pas Mobile Nahi Hota
Agar manzil ko pana hai yeh hausla sath rakh na
Agar pyar ko pana he toh aetbaar saath rkhna
Agar hamesha muskurana he to DAANT saaf rakhna
Hum wo roshni he jo Apko Roshan Kr Jayenge
Bato Ki 1 Chingari Se Bhi JaL Jayenge
1 Bar Pyar Se poor jokes sms To Kijiye
Ghar Akar SmS Ke Paise De Jayenge
Bethe Bethe Kamre Mein Kr Rahe The Press
Zara Gaur Farmayiye
Bethe Bethe Kamre Me Kr Rahe The Press
Aapki Yaad Aayi Or Jal Gayi Dress!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
Woh repeat kar doonga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi,Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.
Dillagi abhi na karo dard hi paoge,
beet gya agr waqt to rote reh jaoge,
Karna hi h to padhai karo,
Exam me kya mere messages likhkar aaoge??
Tumhare Poor Jokes K Intezar Mein Hum Itna Rote He
Tumhare Poor Jokes K Intezar Me Hum Itna Rote He
Ki
Ab To Padosi B Apna Muh Hamare Ansuo Se Dhote He
Aarzu me tere Diwane ho gaye,
tuze Dost banate-banate aur Begane ho gaye,
kar de ab ek SMS is nachiz ko,teri bhi Bakwas sms pade Zamane ho gaye..
Wah!Wah!Wah
:: PJ Jokes ::
Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.
Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.
chahat kehti hai izhar krle.
par mummy khti hai pehle
Graduation to pass karle
Kabhi KisiKo Tang Kiya Nahi karte
Yu PJ Jokes or Miss Call Diya nahi krteJiska Mobile Hai Usko Wapis KrDo
In Sab Chizo se Bandar khela nahi karte
Trending shayari jokes in Hindi
Dil diya tha jisko diwani samajh kar
Kha gyi wo biryani samajh kar
EK katra b na choda khoon ka
pee gyi usko b nimbu pani samajh kar.
Arz kiya heKi ruthi he aise wo humse
Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge
Wah-Wah
Itna waqt kaun bekar kare
Itne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge
Main chandramukhi tu surajmukhi
main tuzse dukhi tu muzse dukhi
1 kam kar building se kudkar marja
Tu bhi sukhi main b sukhi
Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar
Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr
Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career Pe Mod DeIshq Aur apni Girlfriend (GF) MERE liye Chhod de
Ae dost teri dosti ke liye duniya Chod denge
Ham teri tarf aye hr toofan ko mod dnge
Lekin tune jo sath Choda,
Kasam se Teri haddiya tod denge
Kabhi kabhi meri ankho mein Saya lagta he
Jo apna he wo praya lagta he
Tum se milne ki Tammana to bhot heLekin
Aane jane me kiraya Bahut Lagta He
Na jaane kab koi tara toot jaye,
na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chhoot jaye,kuch pal hamare saath hass lo
na jaane kab Aapke Daant toot jaaye..
Dard itne mil chuke hai duniya me ki
ab kisi dard pe hum aah nhi krte
jo pehle hi wah wahi loot chuke hai
aise sher pe hum wah waah nahi karte
Dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi
dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi
par kabhi socha na thasurprise me apne do Bachho ko bhi layegi
Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya
Wah Wah
Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya
Majnu Itna Nacha Ki Langra HoGya
Acha sila diya tune mere pyar ka,
yaar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar kaNow remix-
Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka
naap mera liya aur siya baap ka.
Best shayari jokes in Hindi
How does a female camel expresses her love for the male camel?
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Ni Main Cameli Cameli;
Ni Main Cameli Cameli;
Ni Main Cameli Mere Yaar Di!
New PJ !!!
Sarla cleans Vimla's house.
Vimla cleans Sarla's house.
They R maid 4 each other
Jalee ko aag kehte hain
Bujhi ko rakh kehte hain
Jo cheez tumhare paas nahin hai jaani
use sub log dimag kehte hain!
Krishna prem kare to prem lila,
hum kare to character dhila.
Krishna kiss kare to swami,
hum kare to harami.
Krishna gopiya chhede to khel,
hum chede to jail.~ Hindi Shayari of The Month~
Dil me 1 jazbat h dabau kaise,
Ruswa na ho jau chupau kaise,
Tanha chhod gayi mujhe jabse…Maa kasam itna khush hu ki batau kaise
Arz Karta Hoon
Dil Jala Raha Hu Kismat Azma Raha Hu
Dil jla rha hu kismat azma rha hu
Khub Ghumaya Us Bewfa Ko Bike P
Isliye Aj Rickshaw Chala Raha Hu
:: Romantic Hindi Shayari ::2pal ki B khushi na mili to kya hua
Umar bhar gam k sahare ji lenge.
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nhi,
Hum aapki girlfriend k sahare ji lenge
Thandi hawa hai Mausam ka dhyan rakhna,
Hamari”DOSTI KAAYAM” rakhna
Hamari Dosti ki mahak jarur aayegiBus aap apni “NAAK” saaf rakhna…
Pyara sa koi Sandesh bhej do,
Dosti ka sachcha UPDESH bhej do.
Agar DOSTO ko 1 SmS na bhej sako,To subah uthkar kisi ko apna Mobile BECH do.
Aansu aa jate hain rone se pehle
tut jate hain sapne sone se pehle
kya hai ENGINEERING ab pata chala
kash koi rok leta admission lene se pehle..!
Tere dosti ke saye ne mujhe aise pyasa banaya,
teri dosti ke saye ne muje aise pyasa banaya
ek minute ruk mai pani pi ke aaya!
Majnu ne laila k liye pyar se laya rose,
Majnu ne laila k liye pyaar se laya roseLaila ka attitude toh dekho
boli-Bhaag bhaag
d.k bose d.k bose
Trending shayari jokes in Hindi
Arz Kiya Hai..
Kya Sunaye Daastan-E-Gum
Wah Wah
Kya Sunaye Daastan-E-Gum
Jabse Aap Mile, Tab Se PareShan
Hai Hum.
MatHs pj-
“Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
To mene b soch liya,
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr
Arz Karta Hu Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha
Wah wah
Dil hai sachha aur dimaagh hai Kachha.
Tere msgs nai aa rha hai kya bat hai Bachha.
Deadly sher on “SUPERMAN”
Arz Kiya He
Ye, Man Bahut Hi Super Hai
Wah Wah
Yeh Man Bahut Hi Super Hai
Isliye To Iski Chaddi Pant K Upar He
Funny shayari BY THIEF..
Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume, Bhuka MaarDiya Hai Dosto,
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Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao, Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai...
Aasmaan jitana nila hai,
Surajmukhi jitana pila hai,
Paani jitana gila hai,
Aapka skroo utana hi dhila hai.
Aankhon se aansoo ki bidai kar do
Dil se gam ki bidai kar do,
Agar man na lage kaheen to ...
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.Aao mere ghar ki saphai kar do ....!
Flirting Funny Shayari Direct Dil se-
Ladke ne Ladki ko jaate Dekha to 1 shayari kahi-
Lafz tere, Geet Mere,
Dilkash Gazal koi suna doon kya?
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Ladki boli- Hath Mere, Gaal Tere,
kaan ke niche bjaa daalu kya ...?
Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai
humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai
Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina
Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan ho gai.
Ache Acho ne hmare aage
pani bhara he
Wah Wah
Ache Acho ne hmare age pani
bhara hai
Kyuki ‘Sarkari Hand-Pump’ mere
hi ghar k bahar laga hai
"Romantic shayari" Shayari of D yearTujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,
Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani
Meri right ankh kani (-_+)
Teri left ankh kani (+_-)
Popular shayari jokes in Hindi
Jo dete h Girl ko tohfe
whi lgate h unki shadi me Sofe
Jo jate h un k piche
Wo ate h caro k niche
Jo khte h unko janu
Whi bnte h unk bacho k MAMU. .
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
wah wah
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
AUR mai dil pe hath rakh k kehta raha.
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!”
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!
Is duniya me lakho log rehte h
Koi hasta h to koi rota h
Pr
duniya me sukhi wahi hota h
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h
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Cheers
Funny Shayari on CID
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon Kisne Kia Batao’
Lash Ne Kaha ‘Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.’
Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,
har baat par muskuraana seekh liya.
Bas ye do line bolkar,
sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya
Galib BANK Lutne gaye aur BANK me sher farmaya.
“Taqdir me jo hai wohi milega.
Taqdir me jo h vahi milega.
Hands up karlo saalon koi apni jagah se nhi hilega..
Shayari na karke tod diya dil mera,
Ab mobile dfna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,
Koi puche rog kya tha?
to Najrein jhukake apni Kanjusi bata dena
Aap mann hi mann uhne chahte reh gye,
unhe patane ka plan bnate reh gye,
patakar koi aur le gya unhe,
aur aap unki shadi k tant se kutte bhagate reh gye.
Jailer - Suna hain tum Shayar ho
Koi shayari sunao yaar
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Qaidi - "Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari"
Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
wah..wa
Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
This fairness cream is made in china!
Zindagi Badi Udas Hai
Mujhe Lagi Pyas Hai
Mujhe Khelni Aati Taash Hai
Cow Khati Ghaas Hai
Main Uska Sir toor Dunga
Jisne kaha Meri Poem Bakwaas hai.
Wo tumhe door se dekh kar
apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti hai.
Wah… wah…
Mai hairan hoon is baat se k
wo itni door se tumhara KAMINAPAN kaise pehchan leti hai.
Main aapko Chaand kahta, lekin usmen bhi Daag hai .
Main aapko Sooraj kahta, lekin usmen bhi Aag hai .
Main aapako Bandar kahta, lekin usmen bhi Dimaag hai .
Arj keya ha
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yu na kise k dil sa khalo
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yu na kise k dil sa khalo
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agr sms he nhe karne to mobile bach kr radio hi la lo.
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!
Tumse Milne Ko
"I Keep Trying"
Tumna Mile To
"I Feel Like Crying"
Tumse Bichad Gaye To
"I Feel Like Dying" Itna Khush Mat Ho
"I Am Just Lying"
Tohafe Mein Mat Gulab Lekar Aana,
Meri Qabr Per Mat Chirag Lekar Aana.
Bahot Pyasa Hoon Arso’n Se Main,
Jub Bhi Aana Sharaab Lekar Aana..
Very romantic love story - Ek baar ki baat hai
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Ek ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi Kissing
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Wow very H0T
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Ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi kiss-kiss-kissing
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Ladka ladki ko kar rahe the Hugging
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Par, Aap abi chote ho isliye
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Phir kahin door se ik bar sada do mujko
Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujko
Tum to chand ho tumhein meri zarurat kya
Mein to pyasa hun
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Maaza hi pila do mujko?
Arz Kiya Hai?...
Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,
Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,
Aur Diye Me Jo Tel Tha Sir Pe Laga Gaye
Arz Kiya Hai direct Dil Ki Gali Se......
CyCLe AiSi CHaLao JiSKa PaHiYa Na
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CyCLe AiSi CHaLao JiSKa PaHiYa NaHO
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Aur LaDKi AiSi PaTaO JiSKa BHAiYANa Ho..
Arz kiya hai Direct Dil Se....
pahli baar mein laga ki vo meri hai
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uska aankhen samudr se bhi gahari hain,
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Purpose kar-kar ke thak gaya
phir pata chala, vo to bahari hai ..
Ishq ka jisko khvaab aa jaata hai,
Samajho uska vaqt Khraab aa jaata hai,
Mahboob aaye ya na aaye,
Par Taare ginne ka Hisaab aa jaata hai.
Dost Teri Yaad Me Susu Lag Gaya..
Dost Teri Yaad Me Susu Lag Gaya
Ye Bhi Toh Aansu Hi Hai Pagle,
Bas Rasta bdal Gaya..
Aashik paagal ho jaate hain Pyaar mein,
Baaki kasar poori ho jaati hai intazaar mein,
Magar ye dilaruba nahin samajhati,
Vo to gol gappe aur papadi
Khaati phirati hai baazaar mein ?
Woh Wifi si ladki,
Main iphone sa ladka,
Milne nahi Deta
Uska Password Sa Papa.
Arz kiya hai gour kijiyega-
Mat pyar kro pardeshi se rote rote aakhe thak jayenge,
Pyar kro hmesha parosi se,
Roj balkani se darshan to ho jayenge...
Jahan dosti wahan pyar
Jahan pyar wahan ishq
Jahan ishq wahan mohabbat
Jahan mohabbat wahan judai
Jahan judai wahan dard
Jahan dard wahan MOOV laga lena
Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo
Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo.
Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi,
Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi,
funny shayari Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera,
Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari Raat Hogi.
A Chinese Couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo Had White Twin Babies
They Named:
1. Jo Hoyo
2. So Hoyo
Next Year They Had One Black Baby
They Name, "Yo Ke Hoyo"!
Bazuon Mein Dum Rakhta Hu,
Dil Mein Gham Rakhta Hu,
Pata Tha sms Ayega Tera,
Isliye Painkiller Sang Rakhta Hu.
Meri Love Story Ka Bhi Kya Ending Tha,
Meri Love Story Ka Bhi Kya Ending Tha,
Maine Propose Kiya Tha Jis Shayari Se,
Kambakht Woh Uski Shaadi Tak Pending Tha.
Gehri Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De,
Pyar Ka Mujrim Hu Mujhe Doob Ke Mar Jaane De.
Bill Kitne Tere Shopping Ke Bhare Hain Humne,
Sochta Hu Maang Lu Paise Magar Jaane De.
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